Oh, dear dear strap-hanger
Holding the pole above your head
Riding the E train with the rest of us
Did you forget something this morning?
Deodorant, perhaps?
Maybe you did apply it,
But clearly, not enough
Your Right Guard is all wrong
You are no longer Sure
And it’s not a Secret anymore.
I hope one of our stops is soon
Very very soon.
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