I’m writing my next book in the voice of one of my characters and I have to say, I’m having WAY too much fun doing it! I didn’t think I would be able to come up with enough stories to fill a book but I was wrong. So far I have 25, and I’m still going. Writing in Aidan’s voice is absolutely rewarding. I’m Sorry For The Things I Said While I Was High: Stories & Advice is on Patreon. I have releases schedule between now and July, so if you’re looking for something to read throughout your week, check out Patreon and become a patron. And enjoy yourself.

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Every time I walk past the washer, and every time I put clothes into it I feel like it’s secretly judging me. Look at those sweatpants. Hmph!

Oh, yeah? Well fuck you, Whirlpool.

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